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Farewell Big, Brutal, Big-Balled B**tard

Farewell Big, Brutal, Big-Balled B**tard

If you won't miss Didier Drogba, then you don't like football. So says Johnny, who pays tribute to a hero, villain, warrior and big girl's blouse. He really will be missed...

Operation 'Pretend To Be Gay' Starts Now

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England can learn a lot from Chelsea's Champions League win, says Johnny. It's time to constipate the goal and come home with fingers smelling of sweet love...

It Was Great Because It Was Rubbish

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Perfection is boring, and quality is overrated. John Nicholson salutes Manchester City's title-winning season because everyone was a bit crap, & that's the way he likes it...

Why 3pm Is Becoming Less & Less Relevant

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"I'm a traditionalist," was the complaint from most after the FA Cup final was moved from its 3pm kick-off, but Johnny reckons we need to let go of arbitrary 'tradtions'...

Why Does Everyone Hate John Terry?

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Is he really that sort of player? And are we really the sort of people to demonise him for a collection of 'crimes' that may be no worse than we would commit ourselves?

Will Plastic Barca Fans Switch Allegiance Now?

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There's little that annoys Johnny more than people from hundreds of miles away wearing Barcelona shirts in a 'I like brilliant footballers so I am also brilliant' kind of way...

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den Hazard, def. - 1) that girl in a club who makes eyes at you all night, who allows you to buy her a drink and walk her home arm in arm, who then gives you a suggestive kiss on her doorstep before declaring how tired she is and how she has to be up early the next day. 2) A cock tease.

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Hazard 'terms agreed' with trio

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h how I wish RVP could enjoy a similar moment. Hats off to Drogba. One of the best strikers in the Premier League Era. All that diving, play acting is forgotten because he wore his heart on his sleeve and proved his worth.

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It was time to move on - Drogba

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oodbye old chum. For some reason i always had a soft spot for Manual. I think it was because he had the gumption to bleach his head blonde while being in his 30's. Gotta love somebody that ridiculous.

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Almunia shown door by Arsenal

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Juve set to seal Pogba swoop

Juventus general director Giuseppe Marotta has confirmed the Serie A giants are on the brink of signing Paul Pogba from Manchester United.

Kean future remains unclear

The future of Blackburn boss Steve Kean may not be decided until next month after co-owner Venkatesh Rao said everything was in "confusion".

Heskey included in Villa cull

Former England striker Emile Heskey has been released by Aston Villa after three-and-a-half years with the Midlands club.

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Paying Tribute To Didier 'Beast' Drogba

He will be missed by Chelsea but also by other fans who had no choice but to stand back and admire. Plus, mails on Liverpool, Tottenham and the stout Irish defence...

Does SOS Stand For 'Shame Of Shankly'?

There's embarrassment from Liverpool fans after Spirit Of Shankly's talk of 'chaos' at Anfield. Plus; big-ups for Roberto Martinez, perfect penalties and lots more...

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