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Last Updated: 17/08/12 at 16:19

Deserted Island Footballers

Imagine being trapped on a deserted island. The isolation, the lack of food, the knowledge that you'll never see Garth Crooks' punditry ever again...how could a human being live like that?!

We want you to put yourself in the position of Tom Hanks in Castaway (not Philadelphia), and imagine being stranded on a deserted island (not a desert island, definitely not a desert island - a deserted island. We really cannot be more clear about that...)

What thing from the world of football would you take? Player, manager, item, VHS highlights tape...the choice is endless, but we're expecting you to make a decision.

Send us your suggestions and you could find your nomination on the show. WOWEE WOW!

The Dugout On Twitter

We here at The Dugout have always been at the forefront of technology and looking for innovative ways for our viewers to get in contact with the show.

RVP - Gone. The Dugout - Back

We've signed up to a website called 'Twitter', it is an innovative service that allows you to stalk celebrities, spout mindless drivel about what meals you are eating and seemingly break legally enforced super injunctions.

You can find us on the site with this username: @TheDugoutF365.

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t's wrong to be making a joke out of Bender's name at the expense of gay people. It's the kind of childish, uncivilised thing that Football365 would deride and ridicule if it was another media outlet saying. Why is there a need for jokes like this? Does it make your writers feel like men? F365 might suggest that I 'lighten up', but it is genuinely traumatic for people who have been oppressed all their lives to be the butt of jokes, and to be told...

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ou can't blame De Gea for wanting to leave, he has enough to do in front of goal as it is as well as taking on the role of Man Utd's version of Derek Acorah in trying to contact and organise a defence that isn't there.

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Van Gaal downbeat on De Gea

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f you want to take six points off Arsenal, then that's a great strike force. Can't imagine either of them showing much for the rest of the season though...

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