Thiago linked with Man United (hmmmm), Vermaelen for sale for £5m, PSG to spend £100m on Wayne Rooney and...
ZLATAN TO CITY OR CHELSEA?
It's a bit of a leap and it is the Daily Star but they have leapt on some quotes from Zlatan Ibrahimovic and decided they might mean he 'could make a stunning summer move to Manchester City or Chelsea', with his PSG wages presumably being funnelled into Wayne Rooney's pocket instead.
So what did our second-favourite Swede say? "Anything can happen. City were interested when I was at Barcelona - but then I was more interested in Milan."
The deal is practically done.
WHO WANTS BENTEKE?
By now you have probably read those quotes from Christian Benteke ("If Aston Villa say I must stay, I won't necessarily accept that. I do not in any way want to feel I didn't get the most out of my career. I try to get everything") but although the big Belgian mentions Arsenal, are they actually the favourites to sign him?
Not according to The Sun, who claim that Tottenham lead the chase - funnily enough, we recommended as much in our new striker feature - with Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea also interested. That would be pretty much everybody who needs a striker then.
HOW MUCH FOR BEGOVIC?
You've probably read those quotes from Asmir Begovic too ("I want to start preparing on July 10, with all the players of Liverpool") but how much will the Reds pay for the Stoke keeper. The price will be £15m, according to The Sun.
LUKAKU LIKES DORTMUND
When your other choices are Swansea and West Ham, you'd choose Champions League finalists Borussia Dortmund too. The Belgian said: "I'll start the season with Chelsea then I will speak with the management to discuss the best choice. I am a realist. I still need to grow and for that I need to have time to play during the next season. Dortmund would be a good choice."
AND THE REST
Dennis Wise wants to make a sensational return as Millwall manager...Bournemouth have issued a hands-off warning over manager Eddie Howe. He has been linked with Everton...Cardiff are set to launch a shock £3.5million move for former Swansea striker Danny Graham...Harry Redknapp wants Richard Dunne to lead QPR back to the Premier League...Sergio Aguero is staying at Manchester City this summer - despite efforts from Real Madrid to lure him from Spain...Alex McLeish is in the frame to become Millwall's new boss...
...Spurs look set to fail to land long-term target Joao Moutinho after the Portuguese schemer flew into Monaco to join the ambitious French club...Hull are set to step up their interest in Jordan Rhodes and Grzegorz Sandomierski...San Lorenzo are stepping up their bid to take Newcastle captain Fabricio Coloccini back to Argentina...Real Madrid aim to hijack Manchester City's bid to sign Malaga star Isco.